Today in WoW, I ran into an ogre hold pig and giggling….somehow I don’t think this is going to turn out well for the pig.
Today in WoW I drank peyote by a bonfire. Soon after, a sheep riding a hyena came and told me to go on a vision quest. I woke up a few hours later in the Halls of Origination with all my gear unequipped.
Today in WoW we realized why dragons shouldn’t drink…they fly into bridges.
Today in WoW we saved Raz from a fated death in Blackrock Caverns. What did he do with his borrowed time? Went on to start in the next Final Destination movie.
Today in WoW, I saw a pig fall in love with a scantily clad demon. I wonder what their kids will look like….
Today in WoW I sat on the Lich King’s lap and told him what I wanted for Christmas…a pony and a severed head.
